The Panda Joke

A big panda entered the restaurant and ate some chicken and rice , shot everything around him and left the place. But before the panda could do that, the manager asked “why do u come in here doing this everyday ?”.The panda replied “look in the dictionary under ‘PANDA’ and you’ll see”.The manager looked through the dictionary under PANDA and this is what it said.

‘Pandas eat shoots(a part from a plant) and leaves(green leaves on trees)’.

but in the joke it meant ‘Pandas eat, shoots (meaning using a gun) and leaves(meaning getting out)’.

this joke is done by: unknown.

and was s by: Khalid Fadzillah to Tahah Fadzillah then to me.

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