Help from God

There was a man in the middle of the ocean soon going to drown.
A boat came to him saying do you need any help. He replied no thanks god will save me.
So the boat left and a bigger boat came to him asking do you need any help?.
He replied no, god will save me. The [...]

Prince and Hats

There was this prince who had very important meetings with other kings all over the world.
After going to Australia,China and India, His next stop was at Papa New Guinea.
Mostly when he go to placs like these, He calls his mum for advice on what hat to wear.
When he went to Australia he wore a Boa’s [...]

The Panda Joke

A big panda entered the restaurant and ate some chicken and rice , shot everything around him and left the place. But before the panda could do that, the manager asked “why do u come in here doing this everyday ?”.The panda replied “look in the dictionary under ‘PANDA’ and you’ll see”.The manager looked through [...]